'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
my hamster just died and i’m really sad
omg rest in peace what happened
a cat ate him
rest in pussy
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
but acting like a dick will NOT get you laid