Tweets

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock, via cumfort)

,,

I’d be his, if he asked.

Six Word Story (via emoties)

(Source: allineedissix, via emoties)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via uu-hatever)

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

(via tantalising--death)

linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

(Source: erya, via over-andoverr)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

(via liightup)

j-ealousies:

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

but acting like a dick will NOT get you laid

omgwang:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

(via unescapable)